I CANT URINATE, HELP?

ok so when i go to the bathroom i cant open my bathroom door its jamed, i need to open it up i cant open the door i tryed useing PAM and Oil

Help i been holding it for 2 days no D:

If you've been holding it for 2 days, then you need to pee in the kitchen sink then wash it out. You can majorly mess up your kidneys if you don't go NOW. You can even use public restrooms. As for getting the bathroom door open, have you tried ramming against the door. Regular doors in the home really don't stand a chance when enough force hits them.

just pee on your bed tell your mom you had a bad dream of being chased by angry yahoo answerers after reading this ridiculous question

well if u have a backyard pee out there no ones gonna see and if you dont use a friends bathroom then when u get home kick your door down XD lol

you're an idiot, look for attention in other ways.

get an ax and break the door

Whizz in the backyard and call a locksmith